There are kids who are good at vocabulary, and there are kids that are good at language, and then there is Gannon. Gannon is articulate, he has a fantastic vocabulary, and Gannon has difficulty interpreting literal language. Gannon also has a great friend, Jaidn, that has difficulty interpreting literal language. You can check them out in real life on their YouTube Channel,
The Rabbit Holes. Really. Hearing Jaidns voice adds a TON. This story is about the two boys.
(Watching T-Bone Dance)
We were awesomely blessed by our dear friends the Warrens with tickets to the San Antonio Rampage Hockey Game. WOOHOO!!!!!!!! AT&T Center, great seats, great friends. Since they got tickets, we got snacks, 'cus that's how we roll in the WarNig (Warren-Koenig) family. We got beer. We got popcorn. We got A sprite. One, unlimited sprite. Now, I've told you about the Warrens before. They have 5 awesome offspring whom we love to death. Those five plus our three littles are quite a group, and they were being asked to share ONE sprite.
(Gannon and Mommy)
Gannon and Jaidn were a bit perturbed that the girls were sucking down the sprite like it was the sweet nectar of the Gods. I tried to reassure them that there would be plenty.
"Guys, it's a bottomless drink, don't worry, there's more where that came from!"
They stopped. It was going to be ok.
5 minutes passed.
It was no longer OK.
Gannon seemed upset. I inquired, then listed to the exchange of literal thinkers:
Me: What's the matter, bud?
Gannon: Well, if the drink is bottomless, how does it even hold the drink?!?!?!
Jaidn: Gannon, the drink isn't ACTUALLY bottomless. I checked!
WarrNig Klan :)
