April 3rd:
Gannon and I were snuggling before bed, and he asked me if it was too late to hold baby Seth. I told him yes and started crying. My sweet boy said "Dont cry, mommy, please don't cry. You are beautiful.". What an amazing son I have!

Cat Vagina

Gannon was brushing his teeth, looked up and said.... - "I'm so sad that the cat doctor cut out Willows vagina. Now I don't ever get to have a cute little kitten."...and continued brushing.  Sometimes I wish I knew what was going on in his head, but most of the time, I'm glad I don't.

Twisty Screw Driver

Gannon came running into our room from playing his favorite Wii game and presented his left thumb to me.  From there, the conversation went like this:
Gannon:  Mommy, I need a band-aid for the booboo on my thumpkin.
Me:  Well, maybe you should take a break from playing the game and your thumb won't hurt.
Gannon:  No, mommy, its not from the game.  Its from the twisty screw driver.
Me:  What twisty screw driver?
Gannon:  I just was using a twisty screw driver to make a hole in the wall.
Me:  Oh.  Why?
Gannon:  So I could hang a picture up on the wall.
Me:  What picture?
Gannon:  *Deep sigh*  I still have to MAKE it, mom!  *under his breath* Gosh!  So, I guess if you aren't going to get me a band-aid, that will be all.
He left and went back to playing his game.